The Love Muscle's "Take-A-Seat" Tee

$36.94 NZD

šŸ’ŗ Go ahead, cutie… take a seat. This isn't just a t-shirt—it's an invitation, a warning, and a declaration all in one. The bold, star-studded text on the front doesn’t ask… it commands: "TAKE A SEAT FOR THE MUSCLE."

šŸ”„ Whether you're laying down the law in the game or making people second-guess their choices IRL, this shirt is guaranteed to makeĀ everyone hesitate before they sit down.

šŸ’€ Wearing this means you're the judge, the jury, and the executioner of squealers everywhere. And once they sit… well, let’s just say The Love Muscle has plans. šŸ˜

🫣 Warning: Side effects may include sudden confessions, nervous laughter, and unsolicited apologies.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.